"Rules"

 

“Rules”

By Jim Culp

March 30, 2022

 

I am a pretty simple ole boy, but I gots me some rules.

I’ve lived a long life, and I’ve seen some shit that I don’t even like talking about, unless you want to buy me a few beers or twelve. I’ve been a soldier, a civilian, a husband, and most importantly…a Dad. I’ve lived under a system of rules all of my life; and have always tried to do the good and honorable thing when faced with obstacles. However, I’ve become increasingly intolerant of the rules my country has put in place these last twenty years or so. That being said… here are my rules. They are acted upon (when violated) regardless of the government’s rules, laws, procedures, or punishment.

Rule Number 1: Harm me or mine? You’re getting shot.

Rule Number 2: Screw me on a financial deal? You are no longer anything to me… because you have no honor.

Rule Number 3: Give me your word on something, and go back on it? You are no longer anything to me… because you have no honor.

Rule Number 4: You won’t get shot for violating #2 or #3, because you are a worthless piece of dogshit, and I wouldn’t waste expensive ammo on you.

Rule Number 5: Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining. Translated, that means don’t lie to me. I don’t like liars or thieves because they have no honor.

 

Now, on to government policies that are in force here in the US of A. I will keep this short, because you have better things to do than listen to me.

 

(“GP” in the remaining text means “Government Policy”)

(“JP” in the remaining text means “Jim’s Policy”)

 

GP 1: When criminals violate the laws that protect law abiding citizens, they are incarcerated for XX years.

JP 1: Fine, but A) once, and B) they work…every day… three sack meals and water. No TV, no visits, no phone calls. No internet, no fighting, no drugs, etc.

 

GP 2: When criminals sell drugs to kids, run dog fighting rings, shoot up people’s homes, or anything comparable to these…they go to prison and become “rehabilitated citizens.”

JP 2: Oh, hell the fuck no. They are tried within 10 days, and they are shot. System backed up? Shoot prisoners that are serving life sentences. After that, shoot all felons.

 

GP 3: When sex offenders, pedophiles, and sex traffickers are caught, they get life sentences if they can’t be rehabilitated.

JP 3:  You can’t rehabilitate people with sick minds. They are tried, and then they are crucified. Think that’s too horrible? Ask someone that was trafficked or raped as a child.

 

Well, I’ve taken up a fair bit of your time. Until next time…

 

Jim

 

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