“Yum”
By Jim Culp
August 7, 2022
I’ve been a customer of Arby’s for 40 years. Yesterday, I
ordered a wrap instead of the beef sandwich I usually get…in order to give my
guts a break. The wrap has a delicious tortilla, turkey, cheese, tomatoes, and
lettuce. (I have them take the mustard off, because it is some commie shit that
tastes like stale ale. I also have them removed the purple onions, because they
do not agree with me).
They were busy, and I patiently waited (really…I did). Ok, I
used the time to play space invaders on my phone.
So, the wrap came out. I took the first bite. It tasted like
a rubbing alcohol and spray starch cocktail. I opened the wrap to inspect, and
there was lettuce that looked exactly like the canned spinach that Pop used to
eat. I opened the other half, and the “lettuce” looked like a sailor had used
it to scrub the deck of the USS Gerald Ford, then snuck it into the galley and
placed it in the “sammich stuff” tub.
When I complained, the manager said that she was sorry. So I
looked back at the guy making sandwiches. He was not only not washing the
lettuce, he was putting that nasty outer leaf (that only goats eat) on the sandwiches.
Letter on the way to corporate.
-Jim
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