“2020”
By Jim Culp
Here we are again. The end of the year is coming
very soon. It’s been a long one, and one that most of us would probably like to
forget. We’ve seen riots, brutal police practices, and a global pandemic that
still isn’t over.
Our country stands upon the brink of utter ruin, and
people who cannot see that are as blind as an old man that left his readers in
the bedroom, and the Sunday paper is a big blur. It is an election year, and once again, we’re
stuck with two candidates that as preferable as our country’s leaders as I am
to be the next candidate for Miss America.
I watched my Steelers play yesterday, and even
though they are on a winning streak this year, they still suffer from poor management
and a lack of trying new things. After that game was over, I watched 20/20, and
the first set was Leslie Stahl interviewing President Trump. He danced his way
out of every question, lied five times, and finally got mad and walked out.
Very presidential indeed. Anyone that is not convinced that Trump is a
pathological liar is a very confused individual indeed. Trump lies twice as
much as he ever tells the truth, and people still follow him.
Next was Leslie interviewing Vice President Mike
Pence. Pence praised Trump for his victories (great and small) and supported
him at every turn. He’s a true puppet. I’ve never had much use for Pence, but I
am far from finished on the subject of Vice Presidential candidates.
After some commercials, we turned to the lovely Norah
O’Donnell interviewing Joe Biden. Norah stuck to business, and asked Joe some
tough questions, and reminded him of his age. He will be the oldest person to
ever serve as POTUS if he is elected. Joe touted the normal statistics, and had
a tough stance on Trump. He made a big mistake by claiming a tuition cost for
so many students would be x-dollars, and fact checks immediately stated that
they would be double that.
Joe, you’re getting old dude. Slow down and think
before you speak. Stop trying to talk as fast as a twenty year old girl at a
pageant.
The last interview was Norah with Vice Presidential
candidate Kamala Harris. Kamala is a good looking Indian/British/Jamaican
woman, and a very smart person. She has a massive amount of experience in running
large agencies, and served as the Attorney General of California. I would have thought
Joe would have picked her to be his AG, but whatever.
Kamala started the interview like she had just
smoked a joint, and was going to laugh everything away. Norah set her straight
in two minutes. They had a good interview, but one thing that stuck in my craw
was that Kamala said she would “Do whatever Joe tells me to do.” There are a
thousand tingles in my bullshit meter that tell me she won’t. I think she will
follow that recipe for a short while, but then she will challenge him when it
comes to extremely liberal agendas.
Once again, we are faced with two candidates, and neither
one is preferable to me. One is a narcissistic douche-bag, and the other might
wake up tomorrow and forget who he is. That’s how we roll in ‘Merca these days
folks.
-Jim
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